A big grey one from my dad’s house. It’s pretty thick, so I reckon it’ll cover most of the bases. One day I’ll photograph it and then you can let me know what you think.
Actually: scratch that.
- There’s no way that even I could be arsed taking a photograph of a book (unless it had some cool cover art with soldiers and shit on it like Andy McNab or something)
- You’ll only complain because it isn’t your favourite dictionary, or you’re American and your spelling’s all to cock. Or it misses some words out. Basically, you can bite me. I’ve got access to one dictionary, and that’s quite enough thank you.
