Swearing is funny. Get used to it. I also have a sneaking suspicion that girls like swearing because it makes people like me (slightly overweight, balding) seem more chiselled and righteous than otherwise we might. As you’ve taken time to click this link – shouldn’t you be working? – here are some of my favouritest swear words.
- Cunt
- Christpiss
- Fuckwards
- Gordonbrown
- Bell end
- Hoity toity
- Pissflaps
